Libertine: On the Prowl

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Meme-ology

02:56, 2008-Feb-6 .. Posted in daily life .. 6 comments .. Link

MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Ranch

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Hardee's

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. None in particular

Q. On average how much of a tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Between 15% and 20%, depending on the quality of service.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Hamburgers

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Mushrooms, pepperoni, and pineapple.

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Butter, cinnamon-sugar or apple butter

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Deep Space Nine station

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. One

Q. What kind of cell phone do you have?
A. Blue Motorola KRZR

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Facial hair, on a daily basis. Blood.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. A lover. ;-)

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No.

BULL[CRAP]OLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I'm happy with what I have

Q. What color looks good on you?
A. Black.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Yep. I've had more than one fly and gnat fly down my throat.

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. A cat's life. Does that count?

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. No.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. That's not nearly enough money.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Probably not.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Hell, yeah.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A. No.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Hmm, let me get back to you on that.

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. Air.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A. Carpet.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A. Stand.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A. I prefer mating with women rather than with rooms.

Q: How many pairs of flipflops do you own?
A: None

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A. I WAS the cops...or at least one of them.

Q: Who is number 2 on your top 8
A. Top eight what? For top 8 lovers, that would be Anna.

Q: Last friend you talked to?
A. A lover.

Q: Last person who called you?
A. See above.

Q: Person you hugged?
A. See above.

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A. No, my aim has improved.

Q: Mood?
A. Hungry. Is that a mood?

Q: Listening to?
A. The refrigerator humming

Q: Watching?
A. The computer monitor.

Q: Worrying about?
A. Money

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A. The bathroom.

Q: What do you want to do right now?
A: Eat.

Q. What's the last movie you saw?
A. Can't remember.

Q. Do you smile often?
A. No.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A. Depends on who you ask.

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03:25, 2008-Feb-6 .. Posted by ben
Q: Missing someone?
A. No, my aim has improved.

LOL, best answer ever!

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06:15, 2008-Feb-6 .. Posted by Chica
Dude, you must be busy as hell to actually do a meme, lol I can't remember you doing one at least in the near past..:)

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06:21, 2008-Feb-6 .. Posted by Eclectablog
Interesting meme. I might consider this one...

Loved your answers.

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09:16, 2008-Feb-6 .. Posted by DeeJay
Like Ben, I loved the "my aim has improved" answer. It was the perfect smartass response to that one!

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10:12, 2008-Feb-7 .. Posted by littleMissConfused
Good one! I might have to steal this...and yes saving a cat's life counts!

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02:20, 2008-Feb-9 .. Posted by sladewilson
Good meme. I'm jacking it. Also, I liked the Missing someone answer also. I can already tell you that we'll have alot of the same answers...