Libertine: On the Prowl

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03:46, 2008-Jun-28 .. Posted by thebigp

This is one of my favorite jokes to make and usually when I point out that I drive a compact car.

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08:24, 2008-Jun-28 .. Posted by texican

I agree...especially since I drive a sub-compact car.

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11:36, 2008-Jun-28 .. Posted by Aielman

Yes, well...when you have proper genitalia, AND a big truck, you can get laid at the drive-in much easier ;)

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12:59, 2008-Jun-29 .. Posted by littleMissConfused

So what does my mini van say about me?

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01:15, 2008-Jun-29 .. Posted by libertine

Minivans don't count, Lisa.

Aiel, I never have any trouble getting laid with my little car. I just take it outside and do it against the car when the opportunity arises,

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01:23, 2008-Jun-29 .. Posted by littleMissConfused

That's where the mini van comes in handy...too many mosquitoes around here to do it outside!

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01:53, 2008-Jun-29 .. Posted by Aielman

That's where the mini van comes in handy...too many mosquitoes around here to do it outside!

Yea no shit. The Mosquito is the state bird in Florida. You can go ahead and do it aginst the car...i'll keep my fat ass in Minda's air conditioned pimp mobile with the dvd player and surround sound, hehe.

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02:15, 2008-Jun-29 .. Posted by libertine

There aren't a whole hell of a lot of mosquitoes around here unless you're near the lake.

I hear the ones in Florida are big enough to throw a saddle on and ride into town.

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06:10, 2008-Jun-29 .. Posted by texican

Yeah, but in SC (Charleston, anyway), you got those damn biting gnats. Friggin' flying teeth...

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08:44, 2008-Jun-29 .. Posted by thebigp

My brother lives in SC and if you want to talk about awful bugs, I have two words for you.

Palmetto Bugs.

Fucking nasty.

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11:06, 2008-Jun-29 .. Posted by Aielman

Not quite big enough to ride, but if you gather a few together and flip a rope around them, you can skim across the water.

We have palmeto bugs too. I don't want to say they're big, but you can hear them walk across the tile ;)

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01:17, 2008-Jun-29 .. Posted by texican

I remember palmetto bugs. Can't say as I miss 'em.