Libertine: On the Prowl

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Odds and Ends

12:55, 2008-Jul-27 .. Posted in daily life .. 5 comments .. Link

It seems as if both radio and TV have come up with a new crop of obnoxious commercials for the summer season. Some of the latest offenders are:

* A series if Aflac commercials where the Aflac duck makes screechy "ack, ack, ack, ack" sounds. I think the worst of that bunch is the one where an auto mechanic is talking about his repair shop providing Aflac for their employees, where the duck imitates a car that is hard to start: "Af LACK, ACK, ACK, ACK, ACK, AAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!" I want to wring the "acking" duck's neck every time I hear an Aflac commercial
* The Honda "I'm back and I'm knocking" commercial complete with the sound of someone knocking on a TV screen. I want to knock that guy's head off every time I hear it.
* Bullfrog Sun Block. The kid yelling BULL frog! several times during the commerical makes me want to yell BULL shit! back at him.
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As anyone who lives or has ever been to the United States knows, toilet paper is marketed as "bathroom tissue" here, though toilet paper is never referred to as such in conversations. "Toilet paper" is the most common polite reference to this most useful product, though I've heard "toilet tissue" infrequently from those of a more genteel nature, and sometimes by the acronym, "TP". More commonly, I hear it referred to my cruder terms: shit paper, hockey paper, crap paper, and so on.

But never, ever, as "bathroom tissue"

I'm wondering if it's always been marked on packages as "bathroom tissue" and, if so, why? If not, what was it originally called and who decided to start marketing it under this euphemism.

And I'd ask readers who live in the UK, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, or any other English-speaking country, how are packages of toilet paper marked in your country?
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While listening to a local talk show, one of the hosts mentions to the other host that he was offended by a political bumper sticker he'd seen recently that included the "f bomb", to use his own words. He asked the other host, who is a lawyer, whether or not there were "decency" laws that be leveled against the owner of the car with the offending sticker.

I rolled my eyes at this, knowing that he was going to trot out the old, tired "But what about the children!" rationale for wanting to limit the free speech of another person.

And he did not disappoint me. No sooner had I thought this than he said, "Well, I don't want my kids to have to read that! And you have to see it if you're pulled up right behind him!"

For one thing, no, you don't "have to" read it. You don't have to look at the bumper -- you can look at the trunk, the back window, and so on, instead. And you should have your kids in the back seat, anyway, where they couldn't read it to begin with.

People are so predictable.
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02:01, 2008-Jul-27 .. Posted by LauriesAsylum
LOL, I love the Aflac commercials.

I also love the new Verizon commercials, the "Dead Zone" ones. The person who came up with that idea is a genius!

I call it Toilet paper, tissue is something I blow my nose with.

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03:20, 2008-Jul-27 .. Posted by logis
As belgian i can say we dont have those commercials here on tv but we have other, obnoxious commercials who i dont mind seeing once but helas it are usually the commercials they repeat over and over again.

But hey, atleast i know when to plan my bathroom and grab a snack breaks when watching tv. :-)

it has been so long...

05:26, 2008-Jul-27 .. Posted by EdsLasVegas
I don't visit anyone much anymore and it seems when I try posting the site is down...so I only visit here 1x a week generally.

You historically were always a good read so I stopped by when I saw you had posted.

Are McCain and Obama hitting the airwaves there much? I am pretty into the Obama campaign.

Stop by anytime and nice to see you are still here.

ed in Vegas!

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12:21, 2008-Jul-28 .. Posted by windy
yep, it's toilet paper in my house too. As for commercials there's plenty that nerve me . :)

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06:33, 2008-Jul-31 .. Posted by littleMissConfused
Hockey paper? I have never heard it called that!

I think every customer that is looking for it calls it 'toilet paper'....like Laurie said...tissues are for my nose!

I hate the Aflac commercials! The duck is cute, he reminds me of my pet duck Ferdinand. Who unfortunately had to be put out of his misery after being attacked by an owl....my husbands buddy said he was very tasty!